My wife and I spent the better part of the day in urgent care and then the ER for severe abdominal pain (the full story later).
While doing her examination, the Physicians Assistant asked her some questions...
PA: Have you ever had any surgery in this area?
Wife: Yes, a hysterectomy.
PA: When was your last period?
I laughed (out loud). He was offended, then got defensive.
He musta missed anatomy and physiology in college... scary.